Sunday, October 09, 2005
Here's some bullshit for you turds to enjoy.I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth.
I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.
I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.
I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.
I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."
I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are YOU so happy about?"
goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face
have atrophied.
goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face
never GREW.
goth #3: What's a smile? I'm so goth, when I was born, the doctor asked me, "What's with the shades?"
I'm so goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and "love and darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss enrapture and enshroud you in its
infernal sickly sweet embrace."
I'm so goth I set off airport metal detectors from ten feet away with all my jewelry.
I'm so goth I'm the only
REAL goth.
I'm so goth I smoke cloves in the shower.
goth #1: I'm so goth a little rain cloud follows me wherever I go and rains on me.
goth #2: I'm so goth I AM the rain cloud.I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal . . . because I like to live dangerous.
I'm so goth little kids are mesmerized by my appearance.
I'm so goth parents leg their kids when they see them mesmerized by my appearance.
I'm so goth I've been banned.
I'm so goth I don't take my medications, so I can be more goth.
I'm so goth I make flowers wilt.
I'm so goth I like them better that way.
I'm so goth I think saying "oh my goth" is cute.
I'm so goth, when I smile people ask me what's wrong.
I'm so goth little old ladies in walkers cross the street to insult me.
I'm so goth I keep getting hit on by necrophiliacs!
I'm so goth I practice my blank stare in the mirror.
I'm so goth that whenever I walk into a room, you hear "Toccata and fugue in D minor."
I'm so goth I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by candles . . . and oh, there's a full moon . . . and then I die. And then I come back to life. And then I die again . . . tragically.
goth #1: I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people
come and check my pulse.
goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a pulse.I'm so goth the people at the suicide hotline have asked me to stop calling.
I'm so goth nuns and priests resent me because I look cooler in black than them.
I'm so goth tan lines are a sin.
I'm so goth people keep asking me if I feel okay.
I'm so goth the dark is scared of ME.
I'm so goth I know how to spell Siouxsie & The Banshees correctly.
I'm so goth I . . . wear . . . my . . . sunnnnnglasses
at night (sung with a Corey Hart pout).
I'm so goth I became a fisherman, just so I could
use fishnets.
I'm so goth I want to die my hair black.
I'm so goth I don't eat gummy bears, I eat "glummy
bears."
I'm so goth I call a smile a "concave frown."
I'm so goth that when I was a toddler, I didn't cry
over spilled milk, I MOURNED it.
I'm so goth my skin would catch on fire if it were
ever exposed to sunlight.
I'm so goth I make Happy Meals cry.
I'm so goth I shower with bleach instead of soap.
I'm so goth I have a fishnet umbrella.
I'm so goth I always complain because my blacks
don't match.
I'm so goth that bats hang little plastic me's from
their ceiling.
I'm so goth all I do is sit around and talk about how
goth I am.
I'm so goth I always use the word "goth" instead
of "got."
I'm so goth every sentence I say has the word "goth" in it.
I'm so goth I'm the only person who understands
what goth REALLY is, and I'm not telling you!
roxed your panties @
6:32 PM